“Saturday Night Live” referred to as out New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, a Democrat, and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas, a Republican, within the present’s chilly open this weekend in a phase the place the politicians have been presupposed to apologize for his or her separate scandals.
Each have been welcomed on a present referred to as “Oops, You Did It Again,” hosted by Britney Spears, performed by “SNL” solid member Chloe Fineman. The premise of the present: Permit friends to offer “lame” apologies — such because the a long time’-late mea culpas the real-life Spears has obtained from celebrities like ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake after the latest documentary “Framing Britney Spears.”
Cuomo, performed in New York tough-guy fashion by Staten Island-born solid member Pete Davidson, appeared a bit reluctant to take duty over allegations his administration withheld knowledge about nursing residence coronavirus deaths and that he threatened individuals who spoke out about it.
Whereas Davison as Cuomo grudgingly admitted that some nursing residence deaths had been falsely counted as hospital deaths, he claimed the state was simply “mov[ing] the bodies” in the identical method he purported Disney World may if a visitor died on the teacup experience however they pretended it occurred within the parking zone.
He then gave a sheepish apology after prodding by Spears however out of the blue flew right into a rage, vowing he would bury New York Metropolis Mayor Invoice de Blasio “in the tallest grave this city has ever seen” as a result of the mayor lately referred to as for Cuomo to be investigated.
“I’m sorry,” he advised Spears, making an attempt to regain his composure. “I get a little angry now and then — and always.”
Earlier within the sketch, Cruz was performed by solid member Aidy Bryant. The senator was publicly lambasted final week for deciding to make a journey to Cancun together with his household whereas Texas was embroiled in a winter storm disaster that left thousands and thousands with out energy or consuming water.
“I am in a little bit of hot water, which I am told is a thing no one in Texas has,” Bryant as Cruz advised Spears.
The faux Cruz, with beads in his hair and sporting a “Cancun Family Vacation 2021” T-shirt, carried a tropical drink in a single hand and pulled a rolling suitcase with the opposite — simply because the real-life senator was seen doing in viral airport images final week.
“I deeply regret my actions over the last couple of days, most flying United,” he joked.
“I’m sorry,” he advised Spears, “I am pretty bad at human stuff.”
Fineman’s Spears requested Bryant’s Cruz if he knew why critics have been calling him a “coward.”
“Yeah, ‘a coward’ is actually the nicest word I heard,” he answered.
After the faux Cruz admitted he pushed blame for the holiday on his daughters, faux Spears aggressively suggested the senator that she speaks from private expertise: “Maybe leave your daughters out of it ’cause it can really mess with their heads!”
Later, when Cruz tried to commiserate with Cuomo, saying they have been each “misunderstood men,” Cuomo advised him he did not respect the comparability.
“I am a man, you are a clown,” Davidson as Cuomo replied. ” … If you mess with me, I will send you to a clown hospital — and when you die, I will not count your body.”
The Feb. 20 present featured visitor host Regé-Jean Web page, who stars on “Bridgerton,” and musical visitor Dangerous Bunny.